True Stories
From a Westie's Point of View
I wonder if Mom and Pop know just how boring it is around here when they leave us alone. Now what can I play with?
There's my ball, no I played with that yesterday. Hey Misty, come play with me. She is my big sister.
Misty won't play with me, wonder what else I can play with ...
Hey that looks interesting. I can see the tip of something on top of this thing they call table. I like this thing because sometimes when it feeds Mom, it will drop some food on the floor for me.
Hey, maybe that's a treat. Mom forgot to give us. Now, how do I get up there? My legs are to short. The chairs are to close so I can't use them. I know, I'll get Misty to get it. If she won't do it I'll tell her that I will tell Mom it was her that got into the bathroomtissue. ( but that's another story ). Misty come get this thing for me. Yes I know you've gotten it down for me before, but this time I think it might be a treat Mom forgot to give us. Hey, she's got it. "She know's I'll bug her till she gets it." Oh boy, gimme that thing. Now what give's? It came from the table, but there's no smell, no taste either... What do you mean let you see it? Don't you know what ever is on the floor belongs to a Westie? And what do you think I am? A Westie! Thats right a Westie, so it's mine. . Now what can I do with this thing? I know, I'll run with it and pretend it's a flag. Look how high I can hold it. See Misty? I can do tricks with it. I can entertain you. Well, this is starting to get boring. Wonder what it would look like with small holes in it. Oh no, I hear that growling noise that I hear just before Mom and Pop come in through the door. Better put this thing on the floor next to the table maybe they will think it just fell off the table. Now, must look like I did nothing but sleep while they were gone. So far so good, Mom looks happy to see me, good Misty looks like she just woke up. Wait, why are they playing with that box? Box? Now where did that thing come from? Why are they looking at that thing and laughing? Now they are looking at us. Let me see, hey! That's me, no I'm here, but I'm there too, Oh no! That thing is showing Mom how I ran with my flag! Now it's showing how I entertained Misty! Why you big tattle tail ! Just you wait! Someday it will just be you and me, I'll show you never to mess with a
Westie!!
